Hoe vaak we onszelf ook voornemen om nu echt eens gebruik te maken van ons sportschoolabonnement, het blijft toch vaak een uitdaging om onszelf aan het sporten te krijgen.
Voor iedereen die weleens moeite heeft met sporten, zullen onderstaande Twitter-berichtjes dan ook zeker herkenbaar zijn.
My first workout back at the gym was great… I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.
— Joel (@joeljeffrey) June 18, 2016
[at the gym]
Me: what does this machine do?
"Sir, that's a bench."
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) May 9, 2016
Huff, puff, pass…
– Me trying to run this morning.
— Girl On Tapas 💚 (@girlontapas) August 16, 2016
The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room when I'm still kinda wet from the shower.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) October 31, 2016
Ugh, who has time to work out?
-I say before a 45 minute nap.
— Angie B (@angibangie) April 3, 2016
Just stopped in the middle of my run to pet a golden retriever puppy, am I doing fitness right?
— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) April 21, 2015
Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning.
Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
— Lisa Marie (@xLiserx) August 4, 2016
I'm the best at pretending there's something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don't know how to use it.
— Zachary Flynn (@zacharyflynn) April 30, 2015
My workout playlist is one song.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) July 31, 2016
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
— Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) March 27, 2014
Thing I Counted As Exercise Today: Going to exchange a sweater but forgetting the sweater, then eating a burrito and going home.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 10, 2015
I cried at the gym today bc the elevator was broken & I had to take the stairs. It was like they made me exercise b4 I was gonna exercise
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) August 20, 2015
Just added 'Wandering Around the Parking Lot Looking for My Car' as another Track Exercise on my Fitbit.
— Jo 💫 (@Just__J0) May 19, 2016
How to get ready for the #gym:
Throw on sports bra
Put on leggings & comfy top
Grab shaker cup
Pour wine into it
Sit on couch
— Gina Livorsi (@GinaLivorsii) June 6, 2016
I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) April 4, 2016
My favorite gym day is when I do 20 minutes of untangling my ear buds and then leave because I'm hungry.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 11, 2014
I was going to go running but no one was chasing me.
— n2o (@1evilidiot) July 8, 2016
I've never done CrossFit but I have chased my shopping list through a windy parking lot before.
— SuperRandomish📎 (@SuperRandomish) July 9, 2016
My exercise plan: I will not stop coming to this gym until I have memorized all syndicated seasons of Bones via closed captioning.
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) September 23, 2015
[at the gym]
"Excuse me where are the stepper machines?"
Up on the 2nd floor
*takes the elevator*
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 21, 2015
I thought a spin cycle class was about laundry.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) August 24, 2016
Gym Instructor: I'm sorry, what did you say your goal was?
Me: [louder and slower] I want to be able to throw myself over a moat
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) August 17, 2015
"What the fuck are we doing" – my legs during recreational jogging
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) January 2, 2014
Fitness status: Saved a bunch of workout videos on fb for later.
Probably never look at them again.
— The Eh Factor 🇨🇦 (@AngelaEhh) June 2, 2016