Alex Ebbers
Alex Ebbers Love & Life 23 aug 2018

11 mannen onthullen de domste reden dat ze iemand hebben gedumpt

Er zijn hondderdduizendmiljoen redenen te bedenken om een relatie te verbreken. Omdat je partner vreemd is gegaan bijvoorbeeld, of omdat het gewoon ‘op’ is. Of omdat iemand te veel emoji’s gebruikt. Juist ja.

Elf mannen delen de vreemdste redenen waarom ze iemand hebben gedumpt. Enjoy.

1. Ze vond me te snel te leuk

“I’ve been told I’m dumb for doing this, but I respectfully disagree. I’ve broken up with women who liked me too much too fast. It’s just not something I like. It doesn’t feel genuine.” — Jim, 26

2. Ze kon het woord ‘exactly’ niet goed uitspreken

“I didn’t go on a second date because she said ‘exacstly.’ Like, she put an ‘S’ in the word. And she said it a lot.” — Greg, 28

3. Haar ouders waren swingers

“There was this one girl where things were going really well and then she told me about how her dad and step mom were swingers. I don’t know if that’s exactly the reason I lost interest, but I did lose interest.” — Ryan, 28

4. Haar vuilnisbak beviel me niet

“There was a girl who lived in a tiny apartment whose trash bag for the entire apartment was just a plastic bag she left on her bathroom door handle. I wasn’t about that.” — Will, 27

5. Ze was een fangirl

“I got coffee with a girl that found a blog I had of poetry I’d written and she seemed WAYYYYY to into it and was like fangirling almost and it was really bizarre. I never talked to her again.” — Tyler, 26

6. Ze dronk geen water

“I was seeing someone for a bit that drank an exorbitant amount of diet soda. I don’t think she ever drank water, and that’s what was worrying. Even in the middle of the night. I know this probably makes me sound like a bad person. But it was A LOT of diet soda.” — James, 28

7. Ik ging altijd naar haar toe

“She would not come over to my place. Ever. I always had to go to hers. My place was fine, by the way. It’s definitely not like she thought my place was messy or anything.” — Ian, 27

8. Zijn ouders deden zijn was

“I broke up with a guy… not because of this but it kind of opened my eyes to everything and how he was… his mom still did his laundry.” — Eric, 26

9. Ze gebruikte te veel emoji’s

“I ghosted someone who used emojis way too much. And to clarify ‘too much’ it wasn’t like she’d text something cute and then add a bunch of emojis. She’d text nothing BUT emojis and I’d have to decipher them. Constantly. She texted a lot and it was basically me trying to figure out what she was saying. Sometimes I’d just have to say ‘lol’ because I didn’t know what the f*ck was going on. After maybe two days of this, I realized I didn’t have to do this and put my phone down.” — Adrian, 27

10. Ik wilde The Avengers zien

“I broke up with someone to see The Avengers. Well, not literally. It was apparent that she was really controlling and manipulative. But she told me if I went to go see the movie with my friends instead of hanging out with her, we were over. So I went to the movie and put my phone on airplane mode.” — Bryan, 27

11. Mijn hond vond haar niet leuk

“My dog didn’t like her. I don’t think this is a dumb reason, honestly, but some people might. I love my dog, and he would never warm up to her. It wasn’t like he met her once and I called the whole thing off. But I definitely had my guard up, and it turned out for good reasons. I found out that she was a serial cheater years later from a mutual friend.” — Rich, 28

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