Deze 18 tweets beschrijven exact hoe het er soms aan toegaat in een langdurige relatie

Alex Ebbers 29 nov 2018 Love & Life

Iedereen die ooit een lange relatie heeft gehad kan het hiermee eens zijn: het kan ontzettend fijn zijn, maar ook knap lastig. Er is iemand waar je mee kunt praten, knallende ruzie mee kunt hebben en vervolgens de slappe lach mee hebt. Een relatie is hard werken. En er zijn een aantal punten waar ieder koppel wel tegenaan loopt.

Of je nou getrouwd bent of in een langdurige relatie zit, de volgende achttien tweets over het hebben van een relatie zijn behoorlijk real (en hilarisch).

1.

“Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now on Twitter

Marriage pro tip: When your wife comes home from the store and shows you what she bought, you better make sounds like you’re watching fireworks.

2.

“Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now on Twitter

My wife asked if I thought she should go on a diet. I bought her doughnuts. Marriage level: Expert.

3

The Eh Factor 🇨🇦 on Twitter

Don’t get married until you hear how they chew gum.

4.

Floyd on Twitter

marriage counseling] She thinks I make bad decisions. “He stole a penguin from the zoo.” YOU SAID YOU WANTED A BUTLER, KAREN.

5.

“Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now on Twitter

My brother proposed to his girlfriend. She’s Chinese, so he learned to ask her in Mandarin. When she answered, he stared at her blankly. He forgot to learn the words for “yes” and “no.

6.

Sara Says Stop on Twitter

My husband has an advanced degree and 18 questions about how to use a dishwasher pod.

7.

🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 on Twitter

If you want to discuss the correct way to squeeze a tube of toothpaste every night, then being married might be right for you.

8.

Darlin’ Darla on Twitter

The newlywed couple laughed when I gave them blankets labeled “his” and “hers.” Obviously this is their first marriage.

9.

“Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now on Twitter

cleaning out our bedroom] Me: Half of this stuff is junk we don’t need. Wife: The other half is mine.

10.

Cathryn on Twitter

I’m pretty sure my husband didn’t breathe this loudly when I met him.

11.

“Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now on Twitter

driving] Wife: Horseys! Me: The kids aren’t in the car. Wife: I said it for me.

12.

Sarcastic Mommy on Twitter

My husband can’t understand why I’m angry, like he doesn’t remember what he said back in 2008.

13.

TheAlexNevil Dashing All The Way on Twitter

Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.

14.

“Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now on Twitter

Wife: *sends a Facebook invite to an event called “Clean the House”* Me: *clicks “can’t go”*

15.

Mommy Owl on Twitter

Establish dominance in your household by staring at your husband while you unplug his phone from the charger and plug in your own.

16.

Lilybrees on Twitter

me on my deathbed) Husband: Do you know where my socks are?

17.

“Bare Minimum Parenting” in bookstores now on Twitter

I sent my wife a text. Her typing bubble popped up for 10 minutes. All she sent me was “K.” I’m as good as dead.

18.

Lady Lawya on Twitter

Me, “Don’t waste money on flowers for Valentine’s Day! It’s a commercialized holiday that pressures you into spending money. I don’t need a stuffed teddy bear or chocolate. Just tell me you love me. That’s enough.” Husband, “Is this a trap?

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