Deze 20 tweets over ongesteldheid zijn net iets te real
Elke maand is het weer zover: je verandert in een emotioneel, onstabiel monster. Het is niet niet niet niet fijn om ongesteld te zijn. Gelukkig zijn we niet alleen: wij vrouwen hebben er immers allemaal mee te maken. Deze twintig tweets van vrouwen over ongesteld zijn komen je dan ook vast bekend voor…
According to my period tracker app you’re about to die.
— RACHEL LEE WEST. (@RachelLeeWest) March 4, 2018
Me: I love babies so much, can't wait to have a mini me
*period is late by 2 hours*
— caramel marijuana (@thenotoriouscma) March 23, 2017
"Oh duh, it's PMS, it all makes sense now," she mumbled through chocolate-smeared lips as the house burned behind her.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 12, 2015
Sorry if l ever showed you emotion, l was probably on my period
— ? KK ? (@sundrykay) March 12, 2018
My skin will let you know if I’m on my period or not.
— Roevision (@_Roee_) March 10, 2018
Wow uterus. Sorry I didn't get you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
— Mean Blonde Barbies (@meaniebarbie) October 4, 2012
Period pain on the first day is a near death experience.
— Cee ?? (@amouryannna) March 7, 2018
Periods are great bc who doesn’t want to be bloated, in pain, depressed, annoyed, and bleeding profusely all at the same time pic.twitter.com/GU6T3ZfRyL
— Nyambura ✨ (@IvyKungu) March 13, 2018
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream, and wine in her cart. I wasn’t about to mess with that situation.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 1, 2016
putting my overheating macbook charger on my stomach to help period cramps because I’m a modern woman
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) May 14, 2017
me(on my period): omg this is the worst, most inconvenient thing ever i never want to experience this again
me(period is late): well…fuck.
— chloe macintosh (@grlforce) March 31, 2017
I know I'm on my period because I found a yogurt in the back of my fridge I didn't know I had and started crying
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 5, 2017
When I put in a new tampon and five minutes later think, "but did I take out my old tampon?" pic.twitter.com/8gMeZspIvn
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 27, 2017
Just got a targeted ad for "the world's first reusable tampon applicator" and boy do I have news for these innovators about the sustainability cred of the human hand
— kymtje (@kymtje) March 11, 2018
a woman's period is like once a month her body accidentally hits caps lock on her emotions
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 3, 2016
If you've never had period cramps, have you ever been stabbed repeatedly in the lower abdomen? It's that but less fun.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) October 19, 2015
I hate when ur period is late and u feel like ur gonna burst, ur boobs are gonna burst, ur uterus is gonna burst and ur just waiting for the ultimate burst but it’s FKKIN late and ur feelings are bursting ERYTHJNG IS GONNA BURST
— Angela Martinez (@angelasburgers) March 7, 2018
If I lie down for 22 hours a day during my period and stay away from anyone with an opinion, it's, like, pretty manageable.
— Stephanie Mickus (@smickable) March 29, 2017
I have my period so according to commercials I guess I should put in a tampon and go cycling now or something.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 20, 2014
My doctor asked where I was in my menstrual cycle so I told her I'm on the 'assuming everyone is mad at me' day.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) May 12, 2017